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Your Majesty
"He stops and looks at me. ‘I’m here because of you. You’re my priority. Your happiness, in some fucked way, is tuned in to mine. Get that through your thick skull. Would I like it any other way? Hell, yes, but I don’t think that will be happening in my lifetime."
- Melina Marchetta


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XOXOXO


everyone is stressed!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:41 AM

everyone in the office looks damn stressed can!
all the seniors, all the managers and even all the GAs..
send u all a joke lar..dun b so stressed!

1、题目:一边……一边……  
小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。 
 老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊? 

 2、题目:其中  小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。 
 老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗? 

 3、题目:陆陆续续  
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。 
 老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?  

4、题目:难过  
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。 
 老师批语:老师更难过。 

 5、题目:又……又……  
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。 
 老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗? 

 6、题目:你看  
小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊  
老师批语:没看过  

7、题目:欣欣向荣  
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。 
 老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了! 

 8、题目:好吃  
小朋友写:好吃个屁。
  老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。 

 9、题目:天真 
 小朋友写:今天真热。 
 老师批语:你真天真。  

10、题目:果然  
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
  老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。 

 11、题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。 
 小朋友写:先生,再见! 
 老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。 

 12、题目:况且  
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况 
 老师批语:我死了算了。

ha ha...my secretary oso say her son's zhao ju damn qiang can! so i totally believe this..hahaha..